While puttering in my daughter-in-law’s kitchen, I overhear my grandsons having this conversation. Big brother Ryland is telling 9-year-old Toby that he needs to work on his manners. Apparently Toby is unhygienic – talking with his mouth full, burping, and sneezing on people.

Toby seems nonchalant about the lecture, but comments “Well, that means Susie is unhygenic”.

“Why?” asks Ryland.

“Because she kissed me!” confesses Toby.

Ryland sounds exasperated as he informs Toby – “That doesn’t make her unhygienic!”

Toby replies, “I know. That makes her an idiot!”



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